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Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.
Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?
by kooplia May 31, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!
by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020
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Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
by Racon Earbuds June 5, 2020
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Jake

Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat
Dick1: jake why your so short.
Jake:imma bite your knees bitch
by Ghostman69 June 8, 2020
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Jake

A really cool motherfucker that likes to fuck the brains out of chicks. He has a huge cock and loves men.
That Guys' a complete jake.
by Eat_me_out June 8, 2020
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Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 9, 2020
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Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
by Crystal-R June 13, 2020
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