David Tennant

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty

Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too

by CaptainCrowley December 01, 2021

david dada

Hoe ass nigga

Yo cuh david dada a hoe ass nigga he don’t even got a c7 bruh

by November 09, 2020

David Copperfielded

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).

"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."

by Montgomery Van Cleef May 01, 2012

f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

David Hennesey

Someone being stupid

Your being a David Hennesey

by Mr McMillan November 23, 2021

David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016

David Freeman

Big dick slinging but no hoes want his broke ass.

Girl, He is such a David Freeman. He got the dick but not a wallet.

by Daniel Howard Tatom October 02, 2018