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Barred the fuck Out

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.
Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.
by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023
mugGet the Barred the fuck Outmug.

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
mugGet the German chocolate barmug.

Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
mugGet the Salad Bar Hackingmug.

Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
mugGet the Granola Barmug.

bar daniel

HE is a legendary man summoned by a chant.

It goes as followed:
"When I say 'bar', you say 'Daniel'!"
Bar Daniel!

Bar Daniel!
let's summon bar daniel with the chant boys.
by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021
mugGet the bar danielmug.

bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.
by jayzmoney June 24, 2016
mugGet the bar chargemug.

bar stealer

Some one that moves to a city with no freinds and starts stealing their coworkers bar freinds.

Because he's a loser and can't make his own freinds.
Hey TJ. Stop being a loser bar stealer
by Ed8469 May 14, 2022
mugGet the bar stealermug.

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