A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
Get the Taylor Midmug. Dumb ugly bitch who will believe anything you say they can be good friends and are good at giving advice they are very insane but super fun to be around
by Jsjsjjs April 16, 2020
Get the Taylormug. by lolgurl91 September 13, 2017
Get the cody taylormug. A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
Get the Taylor Treemug. Taylor is a very fun, sporty, and kind individual, If you know a Taylor they are typically shy or "shady" around someone they dont know. Most Taylors are big fans of Soccer/Football. But once you meet a Taylor and get to know them you will be the best of the best friends because she is capable of making things super hilarious as well as caring for you at the same time.
by theurbantruther November 17, 2020
Get the Taylormug. Two amazing drummers. One of them plays for Queen (Roger Meddows Taylor) and the other for Duran Duran (Roger Andrew Taylor).
Person 1: Dude, Roger Taylor is so cool
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
by robotichoneybee November 20, 2021
Get the Roger Taylormug. A smoking hot woman who can hypnotize you with the movement if her ass. She is very outgoing and loves to hang out and talk. Get to know her wild side and she will be Squirting all over the place.
by Bigdad78 September 14, 2023
Get the Taylor Casteelmug.