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Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.
Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
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Max

Max is a very nice man and can't spell very well you are lucky to have a friend like him
Max is very strong
by Some1 You do not know November 10, 2019
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Max

An idiot in my math class that somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out of our school
Max
by BoogersTheCat February 1, 2024
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Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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by Playtard July 15, 2019
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Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.
That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.
by smellyhells June 25, 2025
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Max

A very nice man who will listen to you when you talk to him.He will please all your desires in bed and make you wonder if you can have more later , but he does not want that from you he just wants some one to love.
by Nobody1025 June 28, 2019
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