shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 15, 2006

shit cricker

someone who lives or used to live down by the crick...which is a small river/stream in kirksville MO. more of an insult than a redneck because they stink something fierce.

person #1: he lives over by pc mills park.
person #2: oh...so he's a shit cricker.

by sadie phoenix January 31, 2009

talk shit

1. To say something uncalled-for or rude
2. To say something for the purpose of instigating a strong (possibly negative) reaction
3. To speak lies behind a person's back
4. To make empty threats

1. "Damn your mom was good in bed last night"
2. "You're ex-boyfriend told me that his vacuum cleaner can give better head."
3. "She sucks all her boyfriend's friend's dicks!"
4. "I'm gonna break your kneecaps open and make you drink the fluid"

by Lila & Set December 30, 2003

tough shit

too bad.

Person 1: Damit, I failed this test, my parents will beat me

Person 2: Tough shit

by DeathBunny April 06, 2004

shit a witch

also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit

Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!

by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009

shits and giggles

To do something for amusement or to annoy someone else.

Let's just do it for shits and giggles.

by Michelle April 19, 2004

shit waffle

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

by zombiekilla1998 March 10, 2009