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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max
person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”
by lilispad June 15, 2021
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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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Right field

The most boring mother fucking place of the got damn earth
by Fr come at me February 1, 2020
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.9.Tropicana Fruit Roll Up Down Left Right.9.Rapid Eye Movement Is Moving Eraser Materials As Well As Objects From Viewpoints.9.Tuscana Samuela.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025
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left and right titty

two girls who suck lots of dick!!! they love to eat each other’s titties because they are craugy. They are straight, but still sick each other’s titties!!!
Bonqueshia: ohhh they are so cute sucking each others left and right titty.
by bonqueque shaniqua April 8, 2018
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