Parking-sons Disease

Forgetting where you've parked your car.

Dude, where's my car? Sorry Parking-sons disease. We're gonna have to freeze our asses til we find the car.

by Topdog Mr.Francisco January 16, 2009

ghetto water park

Letting the water out of the fire hydrant on your block on a hot summer day as a means of cooling off. This is often done in poor urban "ghetto" areas because nobody in the projects wants to spend 20 bucks to go to great america or six flags or wherever.

Fred: It's really hot out, you wanna go to raging waters?

Tom: Naw, I don't have any money and I've got a better idea.

*Opens fire hydrant*

Fred: Woot! A ghetto water park!

by AK_CALI January 6, 2012

Lincoln Park, Chicago

Best neighborhood in the city of Chicago. Affordable high rises, great restaurants, minutes from the loop and Wrigley Field. Gets a bad rep for being snobby but some people there are nice and almost anyone can afford it.

Dude 1: Where you from man?
Dude 2: Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Dude 1: That's dope.
Dude 2: I know, right.

by JBAlbertosisawesome September 23, 2013

Taking the dog to the park

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

by T-Kabs April 28, 2010

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

Parking Lot Kids

Parking lot kids are teenagers from the age of 14 or over who hangout, litter, and more or less live in their towns various parking lots. Favorite lots include stop and shops and McDonalds resturants. Most parking lot kids skateboard, smoke newports, listen to shitty music, and hangout with fat or slutty girls. No one likes these kids their usually scumbags.

Those Parking Lot Kids have been at mcdonalds all day.

by 973thetruth December 31, 2011