Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 22, 2022
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022
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Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.
Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?
by Knightingale Mason January 09, 2020
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Social discord junkie

A social justice warrior that sows discord compulsively to satisfy their need for attention and validation, often by asserting their entitled opinion with unbridled hatespeach and delusional bias
by Blake unknown April 27, 2019
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gay social anxiety

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.
My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
by Dill_111 February 11, 2024
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
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Social Scat

Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.
By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.
by Uchoose April 26, 2013
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