Syrup drunk

Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.

I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.

by Evanchiladas March 13, 2017

drunk spam

When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.

That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.

by xcrozx December 22, 2021

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk October 11, 2015

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar February 20, 2011

Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 31, 2023

drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 11, 2014