pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

muffin liner

similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.

boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.

girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good

by interdimensional planetary June 11, 2024

crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Muffin

Lying Jew who wants whether or not you kiss the ass of lying jews to dictate your economic and social mobility.

Hym "And the Palestinian genocide PROVES that the muffin races has enlisted everyone to protect and serve him from now until the end of time. That's your job. Protect and serve the jews. The role of American is to be the Jew cops."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Muffin

A word that a popular YouTuber called Badboyhalo uses to call someone instead of calling them a curse word. Often used by Bad to call someone a muffin head when Bad is annoyed or upset.

You all are muffin heads!

Skeppy you muffin head.

by An unknown Grape November 19, 2020