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Sex Me!

"Don't forget to sex me!" said Sally.
"No! You sex me first!" said Kim.
by HarmonyG. February 26, 2008
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check me

this is the equivilant of sayin "hello...i am here"
chris rowley : check me 12 times.......
by bekki and clare March 5, 2008
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Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.
"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"
by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008
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do me

when a female says 'do me' it means you have to fuck her clit until it bleeds. you also have to make her cry.
oh, mark, do me!
by jacob lamb November 22, 2003
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tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.
person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
by cesar August 18, 2003
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Shake Me

"I've often wondered how long it's gonna take me
in this world until the good lord shake me."

Good Times - Delinquent Habits
by Vizknox December 18, 2012
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Choose Me

A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.
"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"

"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
by Someone Wifh July 16, 2021
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