69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”
1 day later
69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
1 day later
69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
by ghjbftj June 12, 2018
Get the internet trollmug. Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
Get the Internet Bitchmug. Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
The Internets poopy! again
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
Get the Internets poopy!mug. A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
Get the Internet janitormug. by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019
Get the internet cashmug. When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that
Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.
by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022
Get the Internet Racistmug. by AndreStork October 3, 2021
Get the Internet Explorermug.