Tug-o-war

Commonly used to describe a child's game, in modern time it describes two men using ether super glue or epoxy to ad-hear their genitalia together. Once their stuck to together they then proceed to pull in opposite directions until something gives or someone gives up. In old days the Tug-o-war was used as a punishment for homosexuality but to day it is more of a "adult game".
I wonder who won the Tug-o-war, Peat Wence or Lady Gaga.
by exodus_to_anarchy August 03, 2010
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7-Day War

The extended period of battling with your woman while she is bleeding from her cunt; the "period" of time where a man can win an argument with his woman if he uses the right forms of mental manipulation
I one this month's 7-Day War with Grizashber,the bitch-face, because I used her petty arguments against her in a hyper-emotional onslaught.
by JT, GH, and JJ October 15, 2008
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war themed hat simulator

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.
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There is no war apparent, but in actuality there is a cruel war going on which the outsiders do not know about, bystanders do not talk about, and insiders fight using all means necessary while still trying their best to hide it from the public.

The saying originates
"Russia did not invade Ukraine, and there is no war in Ba Sing Se."

"Censorship does not go against free speech. There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

"There is no inflation above 2% in USA in 2022, just like how there is no war in Ba Sing Se."
by Sapioit March 26, 2022
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War crime against humanity

A crime so horrible that not only is it a war crime, but also a crime against humanity.
"No, I have not committed any war crime against humanity"
- Obama probably
by Waluigi 2 July 14, 2020
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World War II

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4. Germans inflicted a much better result than there numbers would have predicted. In the whole of Germany, at the PEAK PEAK of production, 100ish Tiger tanks were made per month. U.S.... 54,000 Shermans were made in one year. 3 Jagdpanthers (a type of tank) destroyed 47 Shermans in one battle strategically places.

5. U.S. advanced hardly a mile on good days. Germany was advancing 20-40 or so miles when it was making advances. Russia advanced on par with some German advances and was significant better than the U.S. and while it is big in land, it was not a huge economic superpower. Think about, U.S. went from the coast of France and advanced how much in 1 year? They even lost the race to Berlin to Russia considering they were only so many miles away compared to Russia....

6. Saving American lives. Americans had such a conservative attitude. This is the reason why we are losing in Afghanistan. The real Russian soldiers, charged fearlessly, and were shot if they retreated. The house to house, door to door, put your head up for 3 seconds and get sniped situations, were the real hardships endured by Russian soldiers.

7. U.S. had the best production and technology in just economy and failed. It had bad generals compared to Germans.
World War II was awesome
by azndude111 November 18, 2011
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South Australia/Victoria war

A huge cyber war between a bunch of year 9 students from 2 schools (one in south Australia one in Victoria) with nothing to do. basically cyber bullying at its best. South Australia won contradictory to what the victorian dogs will tell you.
The ending to the war came when the police got involved.
South Australian- cancer
Victorian- you cant say that
South Australian- kys whore
Victorian- cunt
South Australian- kekle
<some days later>
Victorian - i think i love you

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