Spider hand

a spider hand is when somebody thinks there a big man and does the "ten man walk" really badly. And there hand looks like there about to shoot a web out of it like spiderman.

Boy 1- 'Dude wtf are you doing with your hand?!'
Boy 2- 'Nothing man im just walking'
Girl- 'I know he has serious spider hand'

by Bangbuddie of thee spiderhand April 13, 2009

Prayer Hands

Two hands placed together as if praying administered in the anus or vagina for a holy experience.

Police: Tell me again how it happened?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?

by Pisseidon June 9, 2011

Hand job

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.

by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

hands down

hands down means to have your hands down someone elses pants

excuse me can i hands down you

by jade charlotte May 24, 2006

hand poop

When pooping,you have to put ur butt in a spot that ull poop out poop that looks like a hand.

Yo adam,last night i saw this nigg pooping in my friends back.Im Like "o shit balls",he got a hand poop!!!

by Mr.butt April 1, 2008

Ass Hand

Putting ones hand in their ass when its hot and sweaty and walking behind someone and putting the ass hand in the others face. Sometimes breaking thru the lips and fingers slipping into the mouth. Also the ass juice sticks to the face so they will smell it for awhile.

OMG JOSH JUST GAVE ME A ASS HAND.

OMG IT STILL STINKS

by tedcarl December 13, 2010