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The Goat

oh wow look at that cool kid he is the goat 🤤
by me not you obviously November 23, 2021
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gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
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Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot
by gootygoat January 8, 2012
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goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good
I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger
by babysaph August 18, 2021
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goat

by dunno34 January 20, 2023
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GOAT

A group created by Jack and Conor Maynard. They produce original music written by Conor and his friend Anth. Conor songs whilst Jack raps. They create music videos to go along with each song awhich are uploaded to Jack’s youtube channel, Jack Maynard. Their first single is called Grenade and their second single is called First Car. At the time of writing this they are currently recording their third single.
person 1: did you listen to Grenade?
person 2: oh, by Bruno Mars?
person 1: No dude, by GOAT!
by HackAndDonor May 4, 2018
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Sus Goat

A goat that acts extremely suspicious because it follows people and isn't seen doing any tasks. It could either be the impostor, or it could be innocent... just really, REALLY suspicious.
Ryuko: What's that goat doing over there standing next to the garbage?

Mario: Ryuko, the goat isn't taking out the trash! It's acting pretty sus, so I'd say that this is a Sus Goat!

Ryuko: ...are you that obsessed with Among Us?
by Larry The Traitor April 18, 2021
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Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.
Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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