Dylan is the kind of guy who likes to tell you about life, and trials and tribulations that comes with it. He is philosophical by nature and likes girls who are taller than him, that means everyone. Lololololololol, guess wrote this, Mr. Huang?

The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20
by TitsWitz October 18, 2023

A Dweeb
by ImReallyCool21 December 24, 2021

Some fuckin dude, probably pretty chill. Give him some weed and invite him to skate, you'll probably have a decent time.
by Mosqueezin November 23, 2021

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
