A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
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