chris

The dude who won’t stop yelling get out my seat

Me:hey Chris can I sit with you

Chris: get out my seat
Me: really chris

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

Chris

So Chris.. i think it's an awesome, kind, smart person u can't stoo thinking about. When i met him i was like no but when u know him bettet u will see he's everything u will need in ur life

I was in love with Chris..

But he can throw u like a trash.

Hey is that Chris?
Ofcourse he is mine!

by No one only me May 29, 2018

chris nicholson

a foul looking sapien who can be described as a dentists worst nightmare. in addition to this, the grotty cunt has an attraction to anyone whos age in on a clock. his sister is also a huge bunda lengerz that can shove up to 67 bricks up her gaping butthole.

fuck me what is that?
must be a chris nicholson

by gillyboss87 December 6, 2021

Chris

A blonde hair and blue eyed guy, who will set you up and disrespect you.

Person 1: oh god, there goes Chris.
Person 2: Let's go before he sees us.

by DixieRebel2497 August 25, 2021

Chris Brown

beat the shit out of a female

John: yooo nick totally Chris Brown’d his gf

Adam: ikr!

by BlazinCuh April 7, 2021

chris

a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.

that thing looks like a chris.

by chris clone December 1, 2021