Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography

Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money

by cold dude June 11, 2021

Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.

“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021

Spider cum

When you cum in a girls mouth upside down hanging from the celling

Last night I did the spider cum with my girl.

by Mr.bootyliker May 18, 2021

The Cum Zone

anywhere within Canada, USA, or Mexico

person: im going to the cum zone next weekend!
person 2: lucky bastard

by acid but not corrosive May 25, 2021

A Dominic Cummings

When you decide the only way to get yourself out of shit is to throw all your mates under a bus at once

My parents caught me smoking dope the other day so I did full a Dominic Cummings and told 'em it was my mates fault and I was just a passenger in their narcotic hobbies

by LingardsNan32 May 26, 2021

Chroma Cum

The cum skin you unlock by the secret achievement.

“Joe, you got the chroma cum skin?” “Yeah, it’s pretty rare, I’ve heard.”

by number (cool guy totally epic) July 1, 2021