Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.

I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.

by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018

fat burn

its a very tightly and heavily packed cigarette

set me a fat burn
k blud do u need a spark
nah g just the fat burn

by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019

SON-BURNED

GIVEN UP, SOLD OUT, HANDED IN,INFORMED ON BY A MALE CHILD OF YOUR OWN.

COPPERS CAME WITH A WARRANT THE OTHER DAY AND I TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT I GOT SON-BURNED......

by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Burning Man

A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.

I'm going to burning man to find myself a sugar daddy.

by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023

tonka power burn

To tonka size your amount of consumption in a 'fast minute or two'. Resulting in a 'flying high' state of mind

time for a tonka power burn so we can eat our food while shesss still toasty!

by schifo May 7, 2011