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asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding
by dababy convertable July 20, 2021
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asshole

The guy who buys 8 next generation consoles and sells them at a 100% markup.
Are you the asshole who is scalping all the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series Xs?
by Cold Scissors December 18, 2020
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Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
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Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart
by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021
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Asshole Tendencies

When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.
by ZaZa Willms September 10, 2024
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asshole

a person who ditches her gf and tells her shes replacable
john is a asshole to his gf
by jnfkjdsfndsfn December 2, 2017
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