Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
by Suckamideek September 8, 2017
Get the andrew scott williamsmug. The head teacher of Hall School Wimbledon, the brother of Richmond Hammond, is the most excellent teacher and cares for everyone. He has great humour and a great personality. You are so lucky if you meet him or have him as a headteacher. He is strict when he wants to be but also knows when to be chilled and relaxed.
Person 1: Hey is that Andrew Hammond
Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.
Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.
by Loki_998 March 11, 2023
Get the Andrew Hammondmug. by Horselvr2006 May 30, 2022
Get the andrewmug. The best bf ever. Always tries to make you laugh with his cringe dad humour. He thinks he's non-chalant but in reality hes the kindest and thoughtful person you'll know. He's a respectful person and always put his needs before himself. But most importantly he's an affectionate person who's not afraid to show how he feels. He could be a bit slow at times but its the thought that counts. Andrew would have amazing reflects because of his hand-eye coordination... and did I say he was spiderman.
Anyways you have to love an Andrew.
Anyways you have to love an Andrew.
by batman247365 November 17, 2023
Get the Andrewmug. The kindest person ever. They are obsessed with video games and will always make you laugh! Will hide their feelings for a super long time till they finally confess with a smooth pick up line his whole family came up with. Even tho he is quirky he is not someone you ever want to loose
by Neifi! November 3, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew is a long giraffe. He is a white child rapist. He drives a van so he can rape kids.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
Get the Andrew Sheridanmug.