Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!
Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....
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A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
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Get the Adam mug.1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
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Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
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