Dylan Cato

A dumb boy, usually a player, needs mental help, and wants kitty.

That boy Dylan Cato is such a dumb player.

by hdfioushsdiuhuf September 25, 2020

Dylanitis

The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan

Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"

Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 28, 2023

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

Dylan

This name can be a girl or boys name just so you know..

“Hi, I’m Dylan!”
“But you’re a girl”

“I’m aware”
“That’s a guys name.”

*walks away*

by youdontneedtoknowwhoiam18 January 9, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?

Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!

Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂

by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024