Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.

Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*

by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.

Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.

by newenglandwx December 15, 2016

The Walking Dead

A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.

Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.

by Getonfortnitern November 15, 2023

Walk

The thing Furret does.

Furret can walk.

by Olliewood December 16, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025