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Jayden Thomas Conine

The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.
by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022
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Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022
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Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.
“Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”
by License to touch October 5, 2020
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days
jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you
by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
by Jackob May November 23, 2021
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Thomas

Person 1: Have you seen Thomas?
Person 2: Oh, that storytime guy on Vine? Yeah! I love him!
by anxious_shadowling March 5, 2020
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