Chris Ramroth

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 20, 2021

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A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

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the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around

me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about

by og_hiwelcometochillis October 25, 2020

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Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.

chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich

by 1plate April 17, 2023

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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

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