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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
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internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break
I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!
by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018
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Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.
Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
by Aurlasia January 7, 2022
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Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions
Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,
by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020
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Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019
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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian population activity and automatically generated content that is manipulated by Indian-based curation algorithm, marginalizing organic human activity.
Based on the worldwide population statistics there are 1.4 billion population of India excluding descendants from India and people that speak the language from that country. Over 53% of the world has access to the internet, China has the great firewall, USA has their own self-interest, and the most populous countries include Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Brazil, Bangladesh, Russia, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to internet, meanwhile India has the most population of English speakers.

This corresponds with the idea that you will bound to stumble on accounts made and operated based in India especially in posts with subjects of sports (they will sneak something about cricket), religion, and white fitness bikini models.
Those aren't Russian & Israeli Bot accounts, those are just Kumar, Pradesh, and Rajesh they are part of The Indian Internet Theory
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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