slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 22, 2023

Sweat sack

When the scrotum sack is put in between the lip and bottom jaw like dip then swished around.

Dude my best friend ernest and i gave each other Sweat sacks

by LOL BONER December 28, 2011

Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 5, 2021

master of the sack

Explicitly and only a corn-hole tournament name.

Sign-up today for the Master of the Sack tournament!
“Isn’t that offensive? Maybe not professional?”
“Why the hell would it be offensive? It’s only a tournament name. Ask Urban Dictionary.

by Are you using this handle? June 22, 2021

Dime Sack Broke

You spent the last of your Coin on a Dime Sack; so you’re all out of Money...

Friend: Hey man do you want to go get some grub!? I’m starving!

You: sure man, but can you spot me!? I’m Dime Sack Broke!

by JC-Mcfresh October 21, 2019

sack tickler

one who massages testicular area in such a manner that you suspect her of owning a sack of her own (usually she does :))

Kelsey, Amanda, cody, ron are all sack ticklers

by Ben Me Dover June 22, 2008