Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

reggae potato

a cool potato that sings raggae

ooooh reggae potato

by enjoyyourday October 12, 2020

Potato salad

Eating pussy

I ate Carole Potato salad and it turned my stomach.

by Addadicktome May 18, 2021

potato sack

A term for:
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.

Person 1: yo that Gina girl is such a Potato Sack!
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.

by h@llo April 19, 2019

Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else

Man I really want a potato soup myself right now

by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016