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Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
mugGet the Damb internet hooman..mug.

Internet beefer

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there
by Internet beefer June 18, 2020
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Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.
She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
mugGet the Internet snackingmug.

internet marketing

internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.
jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online
by jaysonlinereviews December 29, 2016
mugGet the internet marketingmug.

Internets poopy!

Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
mugGet the Internet Bitchmug.

Internet Racist

When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that
Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.
by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022
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