The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014
by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021
Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
by christobal_de_florida August 03, 2010
A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".
by Tiduko February 02, 2016
the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body
chocolate muffins are preferred
chocolate muffins are preferred
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
by Amylaura September 09, 2020
A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
by Scarytarry420 September 09, 2018