Sister-mom

When your dad has sex with a woman and said woman has a girl for a child. Then the dad fucks the daughter and you are born. Motha fuckin sista mom

guy #1 "Dude your mom is hot"
guy #2 "That's my sister"
guy #1 "Oh shit, you got a sister-mom"

by zeilgarsiulgfiSDoiuSEibugsEigu February 24, 2012

Attachment mom

A mother (biological, adoptive, foster, any legal maternal figure) who is overly attached to their child, or child figure. Generally, this translates to overprotective.

Dude, that guy has an attachment mom. She makes every single decision for him.

by Astrix August 29, 2016

Mom Jeans

(adj) something that was once cool but has become so popular it's now uncool.

Dude: My mom just added me on Facebook! She barely knows how to use a computer.
Friend: I know, Facebook is so mom jeans.

by calmebob February 16, 2009

Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Hockey mom

A mother who transports and watches her children play hockey. See also 'soccer mom'. She is a white, middle-class, married woman who usually lives in the suburbs, works outside the home and drives a minivan or sports-utility vehicle. The term began to take on its demographic meaning in 1995 during an election for Denver city council, when Susan B. Casey ran with the slogan 'A Soccer Mom for City Council'. Ms Casey having a PhD used the slogan as way of assuring voters they could trust her to be 'just like them'.

'the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick'(Sarah Palin, the U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate in 2008.

by Steve Key February 21, 2009

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Mom Friend

The friend who will give you money and is super nice and you tell her everything. She can be mean but you know you love her

''I miss (mom friend) so much but she can be so mean sometimes T-T".

by jungwon's wife December 9, 2020