Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
by Boss de la Boss March 04, 2018
Mud Flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of squatting up and down on a players head after killing them to show your dominance.
After I was killed in my game she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 18, 2023
Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.
After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 18, 2023
by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023
When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks
by Michele_plus_one August 05, 2016
Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.
Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.
Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.
Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!
Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!
Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!
by Kendrix_Nolamar August 11, 2018