That guy that hangs around on a “teen” chatroom but the mfr is like 22 years old. Whole ass king of the kids situation.
Girl: did you see Johnny in here?
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af
by EvilEntityConsumesYou October 20, 2022
A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.
by McBigBooty October 14, 2022
We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.
I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.
kevin kevin kevin
I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.
kevin kevin kevin
DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????
( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)
( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)
by ClassyKoovin January 09, 2025
Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
by Dude_WhoKnows? May 04, 2022
When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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