Kevin

Kevin love to ride banana tree cause he needs to treat his RHD, RSD, and TVC. He's a hybrid of the BDE and the WAP. Cops go criminal over his massive spear of vibrations and he was a BBK since childhood.

Kevin you have the biggest banana tree in the nation

Kevin you make my WAP cave in.

Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours

by ZacFaj August 8, 2025

Kevin

Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.

“Wow I could never be Kevin!”

by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025

Kevin

A real G or gentleman, he'll have your back through thick & thin.

He is laid back, funny & genuine.

"Man, you rock! You're such a Kevin."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

kevin

something that pisses you off (pyo). tiktok slang

Person 1: Look, I like Dandy's World and Forsaken.
Person 2: ts so kevin

by yellowish rules October 2, 2025

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025