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Josh

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.
by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
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Josh

josh is a very nice guy that has a large u know what i mean a huge knob he has a great personalitty and is so sexy he usaly has blonde hiar and blue eyes he will be the guy thatu will never lay ur eyes of of
josh is a very beutiful guy
by lordofmany January 8, 2019
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Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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Josh

A middle aged white man who is simultaneously a man-child, an expert gaslighter, and who is deeply skilled in weaponizing women and children. He often portrays himself as a ‘good guy’ or Mr. Charming’, but beware of this facade. His ‘at-home’ persona is truly one of psychological abuse and manipulation.
Wow… I can’t believe how long you put up with that Josh…. How’s therapy going?
by Justicejames June 29, 2023
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Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.
Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!
by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020
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Josh

a typical Josh might sit at home play games on his phone while hitting his nicotine
"lets hang out with Josh"
"hollup buddy im in a game"
by joshesnicotine October 13, 2019
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