Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

Josh

josh is usually a typical gay best friend. nothing wrong with that however, he gets lead on almost every day.

"so do you like josh then???"
"no hes just a really good friend"

by swag1famalamdingdong November 28, 2019

Josh Keepkie

An underage kid who enjoys grooming his hair and taking 69 selfies per day

Stop taking photos you Josh Keepkie

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 9, 2017

Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.

Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!

by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023

Josh

A little bastard who loves to pick on girls but when it's a lad its a diff story. He's the scummiest person ever in the world and of existence.

Oh look it's josh he's probably picking on a year 5 girl

by Yesnowchednhaze April 23, 2020

Josh

A female erection

I’m having a josh *orgasms

by Spankydad127 April 5, 2019

Josh

A josh is a wild retard who squeals and yells all night then sleeps all day

1. Did you hear that noise last night
2. It was probably a josh

by Hanky danky Phil August 25, 2021