Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
by Jew No.2445794 April 06, 2024
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Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to
Jacob Harmon is a really great guy
by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 16, 2019
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Jacob Zornes

Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged
by Jacob Zornes September 28, 2023
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Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong
You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 05, 2022
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019
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Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)
That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.
by LaserImouto March 15, 2023
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Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds
I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine
by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021
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