A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Internet Movie Database Models After Ubisoft's Xdefiant<.7.9.7.6.> mug.It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
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My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.
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Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
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