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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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f o o t

the foot.
f o o t.
by Randomcitrus January 20, 2021
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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
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F-bomb

when someone says the word "f**k"
"bro what the f**k was that?" "you just dropped the f-bomb" "ok dumbass i can hear myself"
by wowzers_ May 21, 2025
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F CLOUT

f /klout/
Being yourself; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection; Being intentional with your words and actions for the benefit of yourself and those around you. Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
F Clout I don't need extras!

F the clout and attention, let’s start a mission
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
by Nightferret July 17, 2024
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