Ethan

My cousins boyfriend.

idk i mean he goes to chippewa so.ethan is dating my cousin and yea.

by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

Ethan

A tall dude who likes music and movies. Really into small blondes and would really like to date one

Umm I can't think of anything

Ethan

by shacka June 2, 2018

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

Ethan

he twerks in front of a camera

Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha

by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020