Emily

The most intelligent, real, caring, and all around best person to be around. She is vey aloof at first, but after you get to know her, you will see that nothing compares to the bliss you will experience while talking to her or being within her proximity.

"Hey, Emily messaged me on Snapchat, and asked me out."
"Wow really? Good for you man!'
" Yeah she is hard to read, but she seems pretty cool."

by anonymous January 27, 2025

emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025

Emily

Emily is the most wonderful girl to ever exist. Although you might think she's a bit of a pleb and she's shy and doesn't yap alot, once you get to know her and she's comfortable with you she's never gonna stop yappin. Emily has the most beautiful eyes the cuttest smile and the most addictive laugh ever

Im in love with her and one day we gon get married

-Alex

Alex- i love Emily
Emily- i love Alex
*gets married

by No.1emilover February 17, 2025

emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025

Emily

Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!

She is such a Emily

Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.

Emily, why you so short?

What kind of name is Emily?

Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!

Can you believe what Emily just did?!

EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.

by CBreezy2006 November 22, 2021

Emily

Doesn't give af what your name means on Urban Dictionary

Damn Emily doesn't care about my name

by anonymous November 22, 2021