Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018

getting big cocky

Saying that you received a big penis with out sounding gay or (homophobic)

Moving out the city was the best idea for getting big cocky.

by Rap_lyric_breakdown December 23, 2017

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

how much is the clock

A good version of "What time is it?"

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90

by Birvan384 January 9, 2018

till it clock

Till it clocks means when it's time to finally stop. It's the maximum amount of time an activity can go on for.

Nick- how long you gonna date Brittney?
Adam- Imma date get her till it clocks

by Yunggdaggerdiick May 3, 2018

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018