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Becoming Caine

When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.

Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"

But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.
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beatriz celine

Beatriz celine, uma luz de motivação para jovens desacreditados sobre o futuro.
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Tristain Caine

A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
Wow he has no balls he must be a Tristain Caine.
by Fat knob master May 4, 2022
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With Chinese Characteristics

Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice
Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up
by Acexuo May 30, 2023
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Michael Caine

Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine.

Caine is known for his pronounced Cockney accent. Cockney rhyming slang replaces works with ones that rhyme - “apples and pears” for stairs, “pork pies” for lies (and further shortened to “porkies”), etc. With an English accent, “Michael” sounds a bit like “my-co.” Add in his last name, and Michael Caine becomes slang for Peruvian marching powder.
“Are you coming the the party tonight? Make sure to bring your mate Michael Caine”
by Stabitha Christie July 9, 2023
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