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Where’s the beef?

What’s the drama? What is going on? When did you have this problem with me?
You did not like me in high school, why? Where’s the beef? When did it start?
by Delrosark December 30, 2019
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End the beef

When you end the beef with someone. And you get a fat guy to squash and cook and eat it
by Bettlejuice6969 May 25, 2022
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Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages
by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019
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Beef Remington

A dish where you take a steak and shoot it with a gun until it is a spreadable paste. Usually served with Chicken in a Biskit crackers.
Honey, did you buy any ammunition? I'm making Beef Remington tonight.
by bossnacho April 8, 2013
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Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.
Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.
by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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korean beef taco

yo bro, I ate this Korean beef taco last night! it was sloppy with little bit of spice!
by Tommytuffnutz October 3, 2020
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