Jungle Brothers

When two men have contacted the same STD from the same sexual partner.

“Yo, I heard you banged Adrian.”
“Yea, what about it?”
“She has Herpes, dude. We’re jungle brothers!”

by junglelover August 17, 2021

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

Dear Brother

A song performed by Puscifer, on the Donkey Punch The Night Album.
Decent beat, and decent lyrics.

Dear Brother is one of those songs that you can relate to many of life's stupid issues..

by REBel Siren August 27, 2021

Little brother

Little brothers are annoying. Go away if you are one

Person 1: do you have a little brother?
Person 2: *sighs* yes
Person 1: I’m I’m so sorry

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

brother

Brother is to white men what brotha is to black men.

A friendly greeting from one white man to another, usually between those who have some sort of affiliation or kinship, whether that be in an activity, hobby, or in friendship.

Hey brother, how’s it going?

by Jack Merry June 8, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Brothers day

Brothers day is a day where you spend time with your brother/brothers

Brothers day is ::June 16

Hey bro guess what “what?” Its Brothers day!

by HABIBIquackity June 15, 2021