Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.

by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.

That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

Asshole

someone who’s an asshole

Wow, Terry Roark sure is an asshole!

by Mia Lover January 13, 2024

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

bavarian asshole

Pulling a natural Keith Dunwoody. Nonsensical, shit talking, run of the mouth kind of person.

Bavarian Asshole ~ This guy made no sense and wouldn't quit spouting off at the mouth. A real Keith Dunwoody move!!

by DunwoodyKD3 February 7, 2024