One legged but kicking contest

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

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Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

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hypotenuse leg

When proving two right triangles congruent, is when both have a congruent corresponding leg and hypotenuse. Also referred to as the ASS (or SSA) thereom.

"Did you hear? Peter got detention for calling the hypotenuse leg thereom the ASS thereom."
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"

by grzegorzbrzenczyszczykiewicz November 12, 2023

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When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

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Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

by anonymous October 8, 2022

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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

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