Sex Me!

To send a TXT message

"Don't forget to sex me!" said Sally.
"No! You sex me first!" said Kim.

by HarmonyG. February 26, 2008

check me

this is the equivilant of sayin "hello...i am here"

chris rowley : check me 12 times.......

by bekki and clare March 5, 2008

Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008

do me

when a female says 'do me' it means you have to fuck her clit until it bleeds. you also have to make her cry.

oh, mark, do me!

by jacob lamb November 22, 2003

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by cesar August 18, 2003

Shake Me

Get off my back

"I've often wondered how long it's gonna take me
in this world until the good lord shake me."

Good Times - Delinquent Habits

by Vizknox December 18, 2012

Scooze Me

What you say to someone when you want to get fucked in the ass with a strap on.

Bernda: Hey Jury, scooze me.

Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready

Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!

by Bernda December 15, 2008